I'mthatasshole

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

Via lord have lamborghini mercy

Birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year

laugh-addict:

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Via Spacley's Cranium❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

random-expressions:

And how else could I begin my day
Unless I shower upon you the morning kisses
While you are still asleep in the bed.

How else could I make you feel fulfilled
Unless you wake up hearing
My secret whispers of love into your ears

Shouldn’t I be giving you enough early in the morn
For you to linger for the rest of your day
Till I come back again at night to make love till dawn.

~~Random Xpressions~~



angolaworld19:

Oiiii






carryonwinchestering:

Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart. 

Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show. 

Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.

DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX. 

DO NOT click on adverts on the side. 

And be very cautious of fake play buttons. 

You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter. 

Via Lies, Fairy tales, & Fallacies

sickening-hurts:

me when i turn up with straight niggas 

(Source: jelanihendrix)



hisandherpees:

everythingbadgirlss:

Love And Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3 TRAILER

I have watched this probably 5-6 times.. I still have so many questions.. And they all need answers.. 


Via Blue



luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Eh, I don’t like when people be like “black girls watch out cause white girls getting booty these days” cause to a black girl’s ears it kinda sounds like “watch out because your only value is your fetishized body and once that’s gone you’ll truly be worthless”

Via Blue

bktoatl:

Our Maafa (African Holocaust)



Husband consoles wife at the auction block.

David Newton’s superb memorial guarantees that these souls will forever be remembered in the universally honored spirit of triumph over adversity.

(David Newton’s Freedmen Memorial Park – Dallas, Texas)
 


Via Blue

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

Via Lies, Fairy tales, & Fallacies

"I love women," is not a get out of jail free card. Thicke pulled the same bullshit when he was accused of degrading women in "Blurred Lines": "When we made the song, we had nothing but the most respect for women," he said. How nice of you to say so, Mr. Thicke. Alas, your work shows the opposite to be true. I am fairly certain many of the men who buy sex and consume porn also think they do it because they really, really, love women. NOPE. You love women like I love wine — as something I consume selfishly for my personal benefit and as a product.

– Meghan Murphy (No, “female-appreciation” is not the same thing as feminism)

(Source: casocracy)

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